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    1 year ago

    Your free trial of the Meta™ Haptic Suit has expired, and as a result kidney stones have been placed in your kidneys. These will grow by 10% in size every day until you upgrade to the Meta™ Haptic Pro™ subscription, at only $189.99 a month!

    (note: once the trial period has ended, the suit may not be removed until an upgrade is purchased9