• Uriel-238@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I remember the devil went from popping volcanoes and starting plagues to selling nifty magics for immortal souls. These days He’s into Rock-&-Roll and Dungeons & Dragons (also LGBT+ and feminism).

    I’m assuming there’s a secret holy order that retroactively gives salvation to everyone, triggered by the human species goes extinct, and that’s why Satan has softened His game. But that’s just me.