The opening ceremony was mediocre though obviously not for the reasons the chuds gnash their teeth. I’ve binged all the ceremonies back during the pandemic. London 2012 was more of a spectacle even with its typical amnesia of the role of colonialism during its industrial revolution performance, Rio 2016 had much more soul and character, Beijing 2008 is still the unbeatable standard; all of them had a more organized structure than Paris’ “tourism ad skit” of Haussmann’s old buildings along the Seine. The Parade of Nations is typically meant to give full attention to the athletes and so the constant interruptions to splice in perfomances were obnoxious. I will say that the hot air balloon flame cauldron, reminiscent of those balloons in the old Paris World Fair posters, is a rather unique idea that was also executed fairly well, unlike the boat parade.

The LGBT representation was just one part of Macron’s overall rebranding campaign of France’s image as an “progressive nation boldly confronting its past” as a theme that permeated the entire ceremony. Seeing that Louise Michel statue description on how she was “exiled to New Caledonia and fought against French colonialism” was quite a satirical display of how superficial Macron’s “Brand France” is given the current French colonial occupation and the military troops stationed to squash the still ongoing New Caledonian indigenous protests taking place since May.