I mean, I love lemon, but I wouldn’t rub one on my armpits…
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
World News@quokk.au•Police arrive at Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s homeEnglish
4·20 hours agoThis is what scares me the most. If you don’t draw the line at pedophilia, will there be any line at all?
If your customers are asking for a child to do the most horrible things, why would you not offer murder, gore, torture and even cannibalism? There clearly is no moral compass at all; if the customer pays, it can be done.
It’s terrifying.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•Spanish Court Orders ProtonVPN and NordVPN to Block Pirate Football StreamsEnglish
732·2 days agoInteresting… when grok was undressing children publicly, nobody started an emergency procedure to immediately blocb the bot without notifying Felon.
Now, tho, when there’s a fucking soccer game involved? Let’s block internet access, we wouldn’t want someone to watch a game for free!
Fuck them, fuck them badly. Hope a deadly cancer reaches them all.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yes this year is going to be really good and productiveEnglish
39·2 days agoI was sent to another country overseas for (initially) one month (they made it two in the end, deciding for it a day before I was coming back). They noticed me about it one week before the depart.
While I was abroad, working my ass 14 hours a day, 6-7 days a week, I was contacted by a headhunter. I explained them the situation and they understood it. They planned an interview for the first day after my (supposed) return.
When my employer decided to keep me there for another month, I had to contact the headhunter, explain it and they rescheduled without issues.
I came back and, as pissed as I was, went to the interview and nailed it. Few days (and interviews later), I had a new job. By then, my current job knew nothing (yet), I was about to give my notice when something happened:
Right before lunch, my then manager, calls everyone and starts a speech saying there’s “some people” who are lately lacking will and enthusiasm because, and I quote, “they clock in at exactly 8 am and clock out at 5pm without caring if there’s other people still working”. That was directed at me because I was pissed and started to simply follow my shift to the second. He continued rambling about how there’s people who don’t deserve to work there and other indirect attacks that clearly had my name on them.
I was going to give my two weeks notice that day, personally, to my boss, but the “meeting” got me so pissed that I decided to be pety about it:
Here, you can, instead, notify the ministry of employment online about your two weeks notice and they send an official notice to the employer in your place.
The boss found about it the same day he called me to offer me a raise. It goes without saying but he wasn’t happy about the notice. He sent me home and told me to never come back. I took my stuff, went home and enjoyed my free days until I started on my current job.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Games@lemmy.world•Valve Acknowledges Steam Deck Shortages Due To Global Memory and Storage IssuesEnglish
25·3 days agoEven that is gonna become a problem to find in a few months. I’m fucked because my computer is due for an upgrade (built futureproof, which allowed me to go for almost 10 years without upgrades) but now it’s showing signs of aging. I’m probably getting a steam machine in the first batch even if it costs a thousand because I am certain that thousand will turn into two or even three in the next year (if it’s even possible to find)
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Palestine@lemmy.ml•[Video] Swiss TV commentator covers Israeli war crimes during their Olympics bobsled run. Questions why they are allowed to compete.English
60·3 days agoThey were allowed because the Olympic Comitee is corrupt as hell and they don’t really give a fuck about war crimes.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Games@lemmy.world•‘This shouldn’t be normal’: developers speak out about bigotry on Steam, the world’s biggest PC gaming storefrontEnglish
43·4 days agoI use those “wokism tiers” that you usually see from bigoted idiots to check out new games that I’ll probably like
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•I don't like to play pixel art games.English
3·4 days agoYou’re right! Just went to check and it obviously is on my wishlist, waiting for it to be released.
Thanks!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What's yours?English
17·4 days agoSo… I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I’m good at cooking but since my ability doesn’t involve fighting, I got expelled from the “hero party”. Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.
It’s not a bad way of life I must say.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•I don't like to play pixel art games.English
2·4 days agoWhat’s the second screenshot game’s name? I need to play that yesterday! It’s so beautiful!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•I don't like to play pixel art games.English
132·4 days agoThis is less unpopular and more uninformed opinion.
OP clearly knows nothing about making games and only wants every dev to cater to their likings without even considering that pixel art can be a forced choice to keep costs and dev times bearable to small or one-man teams (stardew valley). It can also be an aesthethical choice because it goes well with the game’s concept (sea of stars) or even a way to keep the game cheap (vampire survivors).
Also, saying the pixel art is lazy shows OP has probably never seen a detailed pixel art game. See Chained Echoes or the aforementioned Sea of Stars as examples.
Just because a game doesn’t have shiny 3d graphics doesn’t mean it’s bad or lazy.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Nice horsie! 🐎English
52·4 days agoIt’s not the anonimity that makes people fuckwads. It’s the lack of immediate consequences. A fuckwad won’t get a punch in the face for what they say on facebook, hence they feel they can say anything and be a fuckwad.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump admin is pulling supercomputers out of key weather research center | CNNEnglish
43·4 days agoAt this point I’m just rooting for the fascist pedo-cunt court to see how much of the country can they destroy before someone gets a gun and does the right thing.
My bet is the US are going to devolve into a north korea in no time.
We should start calling them North Mexico.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!English
16·5 days agoThe issue are not refs, the issue is the lack of video recordings. They couldn’t prove it because there was no official video evidence.
However, the federation announced that starting the next day, two officers would be watching each shoot (toss? Whatever is called each launch) to see that this doesn’t happen again.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Viz (UK comic)English
7·5 days agoWould it cost different if the object was married? Or even just engaged?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Politics@beehaw.org•At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein filesEnglish
131·5 days agoSeriously, with all the horrible tales of what happened in that island being discovered, how the absolute fuck is not the whole country of these monsters out for blood to murder these… these beasts just for the crimes that we already know they commited?
USA what the fuck is wrong with you?! With all of you? From the lowest guy to any general of the army that still has two balls? Or even one for that matter at this point. Are you really that indifferent to these atrocities?
It’s getting really difficult to not hate all of you and wish for your extinction. Your society is made of monsters… Fuck.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condomsEnglish
891·5 days agoIn France, they gave 300k condoms. That’s 30x the amount they gave here. And they used them all in France, how long the fuck did they think those 10k would last?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Casual Conversation@piefed.social•What are you up to this Valentines Day?English
1·6 days agoThe italian couple that played during the mixed doubles (they got bronze in the end) made me start following it. I knew the sport but I never found a reason or a moment to follow it. Now? Eh… I think I’m a fan!
I already knew ice hockey so I was already following the games at the olympics, but curling? Yeah, the biggest surprise.
However, I think this year, the winter olympics are getting way more attention than other years. Dunno why, but looks like it’s the first time that people are really interested on them! And that’s great! It always looked like the winter sports were just second-class disciplines.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Trippin' Through Time@lemmy.ca•Me neitherEnglish
4·6 days agoI find this kind of paintings terrifying, more than modern horror stuff like zombies and crap.
The kind of reality these paintings portray is scary and disturbing in ways that really make you be afraid of them. And I love every single one of them.
Also: yeah, I’d love a dinner like that.

Are you growing those olives and producing the olive oil or…