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  • “They will waive that if they have to”

    “If”

    “they have to”

    The further down you are on the list the less likely they’ll need you… and the more time you have to visit you’re cousin overseas if it starts looking to hot outside… in Minecraft of course.

    The second thing is rfk can get rid of whatever he wants but people are going to need that thing still. He can ban heart medicine but when a recruiter asks about your health you can still bring up your are supposed to be on medicine and you can’t function without it.

    The heart condition excludes you regardless… or… moves you down the list and you have more time to play Minecraft before you have to go visit that cousin of yours.






  • I think this boy is a hero. However the charge is that someone own that flag. Public or private property. I can’t pull the trump flags off of the white truck that drives around all day.

    I hate that truck and its stupid flags but I can’t touch them without getting arrested.

    This kid knew what he was doing.

    Btw I did confront the white truck guy when he was doing work for a Mexican family. “No flags today huh? Decided your 4 trump flags would ‘fly’ with these customers. It’s wild because I thought beliefs were something a person should stand for. For example I would never take a job from, you can’t pay me to tolerate trump.”


  • I’m a retail manager and I won’t say “i don’t hire people who list multitasking” because I hire anyone with a pulse but I always roll my eyes at that.

    It’s not a brag. It’s admitting you either lie or you are stupid. The brain doesn’t multitask effectively. Theme the facts. The brain “task switches” and that has a delay. Thinking faster than other people is a thing. No one is multitasking and I’d never as someone to attempt it.



  • Want to know something funny? I started smoking because a girl called me a boy. I was just a boy but I wanted to lie about being a man

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    That’s where smoking came to my mind. I purposely became a smoker as an early to prove to a girl a was older: anyway the end of the story or she couldn’t stand cigarette smoke. So we broke up. “Goodbye taja. By the way your view in ancient Egyptian is really wrong. Your tattoo ideas are as cringe as me starting smoking

    She was cute though



  • I feel you on taste. I tried vape once and the only flavor I liked could be best described as Liquid ashtray. I could stand the “coconut mango “ type flavors “

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    Have you ever tried smoking while taking a shit? That’s is the best cigarette. I don’t smoke inside anymore tho ruins the paint, the dog doesn’t like, also it gives the kids cancer.

    Sorry don’t want to portray smoking in too much of a positive light. It’s a deadly habit but it goes well with adhd. Except for the cancer.


  • Unfortunately mine is cigarettes

    That’s no a joke I bet a lot of undiagnosed people smoke just because they have adhd.

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    It gives you something to do with your hands you can also you have an easy out when in social situations or overstimulation. “I gonna have a quick smoke.” Boom ten minutes to your self.

    You want to avoid eye contract with that stranger while walking . You ever look at your phone just to avoid eye contact. Smoking allows you to shield from the wind which means hands in front of face, looking down, sometimes even turning your back entirely to the person. And you can click that lighter as long as you need to. “Oh no the lighter is busted. I now have to immediately leave this area to go get another lighter!”

    Also non smokers give you personal space when you smoke

    The problem is it’s a subscription service of $10 a day and also are forced to enter a cancer lotto every day.



  • Aeao@lemmy.worldtoFuturama @lemmy.worldNot sure...
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    5 days ago

    When I had access to a laser engraver I made keychains that said “need a new keychain? Bottom: why not zoidburg “

    In the middle was my drawing of zoudeberg

    Edit: spelling would happily vote for a candidate whose slogan was “why not zoidberg “ I mean…. Why not zoidberg? “