Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
A raid? Curly?
Alright, they’re onto us, get 'em back to Seaworld!
I thought they came from a can, and they were put there by a man, in a factory down town
My apologies, I was thinking about castration only from my own perspective
It ain’t easy, bein’ cheesy… or castrated, both suck frankly.
If I had access to the human ones I’d have those for breakfast but until then I’m just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(
Hello I’m the Nostalgia Critic, I rub your bulge on my face so you don’t have to…
Wouldn’t it be more like "Wah Wah… AAAAAAAAAAH!
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame street?
Oh sure, a 25μg dose should get you there.
No those are goths. Easy mistake to make.
I just keep imagining it looking up and reading the comment, saying “Well, I never…” and putting on a top hat before scuttling off backwards.
I don’t need a ho
I’ll happily knead that dough
I’ll let her put it in the oven
Before we get to lovin’
Not all of the guys.
I don’t care about tiddy size.
I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.
Propietary ownership of bacteria that allow fermentation
Your son was Gomer Pyle?
The business secretary has defended Labour’s plans to introduce new flexible working laws, calling it “bizarre” that Jacob Rees-Mogg had launched a “war on people working from home”.
Simple, Mogg had his tongue in the rectum of big business.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
SPOILER: >!They do!<
This is really cool. What software did you use?