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I was only interested when thousands of fans blew on their vuvuzelas and made it sound like there was a swarm of hornets in the arena. Then all of the running around makes sense.

Rubbing one out? 🤷‍♀️

Thank you. I’ve been cheated on in two separate relationships, so I know what it’s like. I can’t do that to her because I still love her very much, but the intimacy is gone and I’m at a loss.

If my dead bedroom marriage ever opens up… 😭

This is why I prefer cannabis. I can’t control myself under alcohol. Makes me very flirty and I’m already a bit of a troublemaker. 😘

😊

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes (you left). 😩

I didn’t wait through 13.8 billion years of cosmic soup just to give up.

It’s all fun and games until someone’s troponin levels start spiking.

My insomnia in a nutshell. I think my body likes the idea of “second sleep” so I can do zoomies in the middle of the night.

The real question is if I will be able to tell with my face buried in a pillow.

Catch some trees and chop some bees!

Both parties are in on the whole thing, the system being rigged from the very beginning. I don’t buy any of it; it’s all theater.

I doubt any species with FTL would fly lightyears just to kick over an anthill that is already destroying itself.

Everyone is the main character. 😉

Love it when someone makes me feel old. 🙃

Damn. That’s me on my back step, burning a bomber to Halsey.