That’s absolutely a rumor - he was in full control of his bowels and meant to shit himself.

That I’ll only believe when I see it. That sub is the dumbest echo-chamber I’ve ever seen.

The funny thing is that this isn’t bigger news. In a sane administration heads would roll.

Called it: https://archive.is/g1QC4

I was actually thinking of doing some extra-hard rubbing right before I die.

I think we can all prove it together.

Same here.

He’s already spinning some yarn that it was Ukraine. I call bullshit.

Oh, one can dream.

Next: Elon Musk will try to fake one and will pull a full on Eric-Cartman-style “screw you guys, I’m going home” when his incompetence is inevitably revealed…

Well, I think it can go lower. Much lower.

They are so transparently stupid and vile at this point that I’m not going to get emotionally invested any longer. Just remember that it was these assholes and the assholes that voted them in when the planet is dying.

I mean it’s also pretty unrealistic that a drunk-ass low-life redneck would be secretary of defense, yet here we are.

I’m quite impressed by how the UK has managed to have one of the governments with the most dog-shit takes you could imagine over such a long time. Congrats, gents.

Khaleesi

I fully expected her to be named “Reek”.

How can he be ahead in ANY poll, JFC?

adequat

Merkste selber, ne?

In Wirklichkeit bin ich natürlich nur ein armseliger Typ, der sich den Sonntagabend mit etwas seichtem Trollen versüßt.

Fachabitur

Merkste selber, ne?

This is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it would be downright funny if there wasn’t an army of brain-dead followers who just eat this shit up.

Holy moly, I just re-read Watchmen the other day and this hit me hard. :D