Ariselas

“You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”

12 is a big number, I guess he doesn’t want to take his socks off

Bob’s not so well known spinoff “The Agony of Abstract Expressionist Painting”

gahh, every time I see a Hummer EV, I think people can’t get stupider

10 years? The longer Operation Epstein Fury drags on, these guys will be struggling to gas up in months.

except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star

yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

The US is not winning the war in Iran.

Make a list, don’t forget to add side quests, you can also add tasks that you have already completed in order to feel a sense of accomplishment

I’m not saying that complete societal collapse won’t be a good time, but I’m not holding my breath for a post scarcity utopia.

At least Chucky’s shit isn’t spray painted plastic from Home Depot

I just figured the GenX retirement plan was going to follow our musical heroes example and die early.

Who’s got the crack?
https://youtu.be/qsubHmx2Pws

So race is my brain on drugs?

The ghost of Carl Marx

Cocaine is the least useful substance in the creative substance (or so I’m told). Good old legal marijuana (thank you Trudeau), is probably the best all round, and if you use a typewriter, you might find you start typing to a rhythm.

Somewhere after drinking to oblivion and shortly before the looming deadline

Damn it, I didn’t know AI was that good already

Fuck Yo Couch!

Free market capitalism