Well, a double asshole on you!

No, that’s a different kidney bean.

Ghetto Boys - Still

I’d treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

Yeah, I kind of …shot myself in the foot with that one.

When the fungus kicks in.

It’s a long boring story, but it ends with Auto>Otto.

Am I going to have to start an OF?

I don’t think you could spoil this cat any more than he already is.

Jerk face, Jerkface.

There’s always room for the fashionably late.

Lizardman bards it is.

Plowed makes the top of my list for Sponge, but Molly rocks too.

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

Until the stuff dissolves/falls off.

Linux is a useless hassle for most computer users.

Pfft… Friends…

My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”

That took me longer than I care to admit.

To test young baptist couples.

I mean, they asked.