I know nothing about this, except that the pink girl looks, acts and sounds exactly like mori calliope.

I wish Kill Dozer Guy was alive today, because I know he’d pull the same stunt on J6.

Two of the funniest events in recent american history.

Hang on, why does the UK have military bases in Cyprus?

Literally a party of hall monitors.

First year philosophy student reads Plato once and this happens.

Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.

If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?

Literacy is oppression for those who can’t read.

No skinkshaming!

I had no idea Glossu Rabban Harkonnen was that popular in Russia.

The “gamer” identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product’s use value.

You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.

A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it’s marketed for gamers.

You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a “gamer.”

Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.

I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?

Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.

But how many balls does it have?

I imagine Ben Shapiro types prefer them.

Tongue condoms are reactionary. A real revolutionary eats the pussy raw.

“The one with the pussy is the one who makes the rules.”

-zun Tsu or something. IDK I’m drunk

Ugandan Keir Starmer

I’m no expert, so take this with a grain of salt.

I’m guessing the rate of profit has sunken so low that, paradoxically enough, having employees is too much of a cost.

It’s impossible to scale down operations. There is no more fat to trim. No other costs left to cut, except salaries and livelihoods.

If it means the capitalists can squeeze out just a few more pennies in profit, they will gladly saw off the branch they sit on.

There is no future beyond the next quarter. No no considerations, no planning, no self preservation. Only profits.

The Dark Cowboy rides again!

MAGA Paul Atreides