

It’s quicker just to look at their shoes rather than wait for this to come out of their mouth
I make bonsais and I guess I’m kinda old


It’s quicker just to look at their shoes rather than wait for this to come out of their mouth


No one OWNS a joke in communism


You know what’s paying for that new wing, the gold decor, curtains, weird ass plaques, this celebration, and the billions he’s pocketing? Just modern slavery. Pretty cool to blow it off, though. Real chad move.
And I said “number 302. NUMBER 302”

Illegally smol cage


Her boyfriend brings it in the mornings


It’d be easier to just get the nurses or doctors number


We can’t even eat our shoes these days, they’re not real leather anymore, they’re rubber, plastic, glue, nylon.


Hell, screw pesticide drenched veggies being looney, they straight up used just eating veggies as a slur. Being called a vegan was legitimately a slur they used. Now they’re on some maha no food dye, no seed oils, mocking the liver king shit. It’s crazy how they can just flip to the other side of a topic and still go so far it scares reasonable people far away.


Get your first horn nubs in yet? You’re gonna love shedding season


Christian love knows no bounds


Ah the beauty of the birds and the wasps


A gold statue in San Fran wouldn’t hurt


It was very funny, well worth the watch


So licking your best friends balls is just funny, got it


Sometimes a metaphor is just a metaphor, it works even if the funniest interpretation is misinformed
His doctor says he’s healthier than Obama! Obama must look like shit


I haven’t seen it and that’s how I know I had a good, productive day I can be proud of


This and he might not have sundowned in this cycle yet, I’ve dealt with sundowning and when it happens they are full of energy and enraged and think everyone is out to kill them. It wouldn’t surprise me if suddenly he kills the deal and attacks because he’s in the middle of an episode soon.
Corpo has decided to let you go and replace your position with AI