IWNDWYT

Yes, but it’s not very good

The U.S. could offer each citizen of Greenland $1 million tax free dollars if the country joins the U.S.

Money only gets paid out if Greenland joins the U.S. in this hypothetical. And it would go to all citizens, not just people who voted yes.

Looks like we found the pharmacist.

You’re starting to make me think that “Lime @Not_Lime” made the whole thing up. What a scamp.

The Exxon on 22 in Union definitely still has the bell you drive over

*hot pussy ass

Indestructible toys are a catch 22, anyways. I found a couple of toys my old bud couldn’t destroy but he got bored of them very quickly. All of the satisfaction comes from the destruction.

We just started getting him soccer balls from 5 Below. Cheap enough and big enough to last a little longer.

She told her story last year (March 2024) on This American Life. Worth a listen!

This American Life 826

Ron White is sober now. Also retired from comedy, I believe. Probably true in his heyday.

This will probably just get appealed to the supreme court so they can further gut the civil rights act.

Damn. Are you me?

They could but why would they want to use such a shitty ad to sell their product?

Ha! I was the mayor for halloween this year

Way to go!

Until you accidentally smash it with a hammer

I live about 2 blocks from the crash. Monday was a frenzy with police everywhere and 4-5 helicopters in the sky. Last night, the police had the suspects block closed off. I think they were executing a search warrant on his home.

You are describing a waterpik, my friend.

Beans are great but it should be green beans, obviously.

Drink iced coffee?