In addition, this is a clear attempt to sabotage Carney’s realpolitik attempts to diversify away from the US, including growing trade with China, by forcing domestic politics to virtue signal like Trudeau as a wedge with China. I.e. Force Carney to insult China publicly, to refreeze relations.

This line of action serves US interests in an attempt to subjugate and annex Canada. Thinly veiled treason.

The Globe and Mail actively fights against Canada’s and Canadians interests by distorting stories to suit conservative attack dog communications strategies.

It is owned by Woodbridge a holding company led by the Thompsons a Canadian aristocratic family (hereditary peer Baron of Fleet) and literally the voice of billionaires. Additional holdings include Thompson Reuters who is also in the news recently for enabling Palantir and ICE execute a fascist takeover in the states.

Various members are on record donating to the Conservative Party as well as funding partisan think tanks like the Fraser Institute.

The President rapes children. When you set the standard that low, this story feels like responsible government by comparison.

Russia’s motto: …and then it got worse.

A little late bud, but welcome to the party.

I claim full control of all of uninhabited Siberia on behalf of the New Mongolian Empire.

Let’s be honest here. None of this is journalism that speaks truth to power. This is conservative owned and backed media playing up nothingburgers to stink-palm the Liberals according to conservative communications strategies. Just like the Carney quip to the grassy narrows protestor.

Its derision politics. Our media landscape blows.

Can you tell me more about the pegging? I tried to google it, and well now my wife wants to have a talk after work. That’s never a good sign.

The grid could under real leadership. Your vampire squid parasitic infection is the problem here.

So we can consider our sun dying and Andromeda colliding with the milky way as crappy backstops.5 billion years for a maybe is not great. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have that kind of patience. We need fresh ideas. I like your singularity idea, but getting crushed isn’t as artistically coherent as a quality shattering and if you’ve checked the price of singularities these days, its not really in the budget.

I think the most viable option I’ve heard so far is a mega asteroid. Do you know any suitable candidates for rent?

Ladies, Gentlemen, Nuclear Engineers, Aliens bent on conquest and demi-gods or demons bent on wrath and destruction; Look, we have a job to do. The earth probably isn’t going to shatter on its own. At least not with that attitude. We need teamwork. Collaboration. Hard math. Next, next-next-next-gen explosives and a lot of them.

We can do this!

What are your recomendations? Assuming Earth had to be shattered in a kaboom.

I’m so happy to see you, I’m positively glowing!

I did not have “Trump - Climate Change Warrior/Eco-Terrorist” on my 2026 disaster bingo card.

Not enough fissile material on earth. With enough asteroid and planetary mining, and … ah never mind. You are probably still right. “Shattering” implies breaking apart and defeating earth’s gravity well.

We’ll have to get started on antimatter bombs for the required energy density, I guess.

Rob Ford was 1000 times less harmful to his constituents than Doug is. Let that sink in.

Capitalist exploitation is a natural cause? That’s a wild take.

And for everything that is not solvable in an ER visit, go and die somewhere out of sight.

…and in the same breath wonder why they don’t get more aid and direct foreign investment.