Velvet is actually a pretty darn accurate comparison! And will do!

goodbye

T

Hail the Omnissiah!

Costco?

Play stupid games…

Okay, I have told him multiple times in the past that the cat needs to lose weight and he realizes this but hasn’t done anything. What should I do now?

Okay, please help me. How do I put my friends cat, who lives 700 miles away and doesn’t belong to me on a diet?

I do know this, but you don’t have to buy glasses from the eye doctor. Just get your prescription and go online. Or do a pro gamer move and get a free lasik consultation and they will give you your prescription and then don’t set up an appointment or cancel if they want you to make one. lol

Dude, use Zenni. I got three pairs of really nice prescription glasses for $60 a couple months ago.

Most of the time, unless cats come with papers, their breed = cat. Beautiful girl!

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

I love this cat

Appreciate the heads up. Yeah, that was a while ago and since then we got a fountain and she loved that till we got another cat and a gravity water bowl. The other cat only drank from the gravity water tank/bowl and now she only wants to drink from that too. lol. They are both happy now and drink lots of clean water everyday!

Hahahaha, damn cats. I know this well. My $1 rescue cat? Couple months later she was a $700 cat from emergency vet visits. To be fair it was mostly our fault as we left our toilet lids open and didn’t clean our toilets enough. But who would drink from a dirty toilet when you have a nice fresh bowl of water changed daily? Her, lol.

CLARKSOOOON!!!

My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.

Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.

I tried the breakfast one. My buddy saw them at Walmart and bought me a cup cause I like to try weird things. Very anticlimactic honestly. Basically a normal cup of ramen, with a bit of dehydrated eggy bits. The only real flavor that comes through is a splash of syrup and salt. Not gross, just… boring.

Lmao, truth

lol, he definitely thinks he’s one