Since it’s “good to be specific.”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/baguette

And he is smart. You think he is stupid but he is not. He is smart.

Came here to say the same. He is brilliant. The MIT songwriting vid really highlights how brilliant he is.

https://youtu.be/LdtK_oiyJAo?si=VH994dmGLsQmA2y8

Granpa…is that you?

Oh the irony.

“…law firm it hired, Pender & Coward”

If you look behind the Bougie dog, there’s a very respectable Chicago Dog. Love them too.

Relevant link. https://youtu.be/ANNX_XiuA78?si=2eZJ1t5Gn5bmj52K

It was a recommendation from the server and the guy next to me at the bar. Probably wouldn’t have ordered it had they not been so keen on it. The chips work for me, but I have been known to stuff a few chips in a bland, one-texture sandwich.

Thought it was gonna suck TBH. Couldn’t believe how well it worked.

Sorry no.

Maybe…a little…?

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

You have chosen…unwisely.

One tire is low: check engine light.

Glove box open: check engine light.

A leaf is in the hood: check engine light.

Cold outside: check engine light.

Hot outside: check engine light.

Tachyon Field Distortion: check engine light.

Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.

On a trip in Nola and took the kids for a treat at the Cheesecake Factory. 3 sodas and an iced tea was $21. Won’t be back for that reason alone. We are being fleeced.

Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.

If your city has a hazardous waste disposal location, you can take them there. In my area, it’s the same place that i take old paint and stain, batteries, solvents, tube tvs etc. our area has two dumps but only one of them takes hazardous materials, so I would do a little research.

RIP Yo-Yo Man. ♥️

I think about this a lot. Three years ago, I spent a lot of money redoing my kitchen. Felt like it was way too much for what I was getting but was told this was a 10-15 year thing. Flash forward 1 manufacturer’s year warranty.

Ice maker in my fridge stopped working two weeks after the warranty ran out. I’ve paid to have it replaced once, and then they came back to fix it under their warranty, but said they wouldn’t again because it was a design flaw in the manufacturing. It currently doesn’t work.

The “brushed aluminum” trim is basically a giant silver decal that is currently peeling off of my oven, microwave, and dishwasher.

Speaking of the oven, the igniter has burned out three times. The guy that replaced the first one showed me how to do it again because he was surprised that this one lasted that long. They go bad about every 3 months so you might as well learn how to change it. "These are pure shit, " he said. The manufacturer’s part is $78 and is not warranty if you put it in. A generic ignitor is $18 and has a one year warranty.

Stuff is not made to last at fucking all. I feel like we’re being fleeced.