That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
Of course, that’s what estrogen does.
It’s surprising the 90’s didn’t give us a “Speed on a plane” flick. Or did they?
There’s Air Force One, I guess. And there’s probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.
Save the earth
Do coke
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
Finally some good fucking news.
Pass the joint, bud.
Congrats you invented Rugby 2
I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.
Finally some good news.
Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
Don’t worry, she’ll raise her salary.
Josef Mengele died in 1979
More like pootato
As a Canadian you should be more concerned with muskeg.
I had this in one of my anthologies as a kid and that third panel is carved into my brain.
Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.
Kinda surprised so many people here are alarmed that you were naked in your own home. I mean yeah, if you’re a nudist and in the buff all day every day that’s a problem, but it should be natural for kids to see naked bodies sometimes.
I sleep naked in my bed, or will walk back to the bedroom before taking a shower if I forgot my towel. I don’t hang around and chit chat with my dick hanging out, but kids need to see that people aren’t ashamed of their own bodies.
“I’m sorry (this got out).”