Darthcapi

The first fish that crawled out of the water is a prehistoric relative of ours. Let’s call this a bipedal lil dinosaur

Holy shit that headline took a hard turn. Music festival, newborn, found (ok, good so far) DEAD IN PORTABLE TOILET!?! What the fuck!?!

Capybaras first brought peace to their part of the animal kingdom. Now they’ve become bipedal. Their glorious takeover is going as planned.

Not real now. Trump organization sees this, real next week.

Why is this not a planetary event?

Rather through luck or skill Jeopardy avoided challenges

Did you snap this one? The way that bee butt got framed by you or the person who took this could get recruited by Penthouse

I was so drunk lol

Nature has done all it can to hide the secrets of a better society. Can we not let the perfect future just rest? We clearly don’t deserve the sacred truths found within those scrolls.

Glorious bee butts!

I won’t rest till heathens are in charge

I assumed I was just bad at them.

I couldn’t either. I assume we weren’t supposed to

Watergate looks pretty tame compared to teen pedo president he serves under

don’t tease me

Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville

I don’t know man…I mean I’m pretty psyched Elon is a trillionaire. I think we’re fine as is. If he’s doing great than…blah blah blah bullshit I don’t want even finish typing that shit.

Dear god video games have gone too far this time. I was ok with kids spending countless hours at the screen, gratuitous sex and violence and all the cursing. But making kids want to move to Florida CAN NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

Mason and Goodspeed are on it!

Is this how Germans swim? In stocking caps?