95% of all fatal drunk-driving accidents happen in the bathroom, or something…
95% of all fatal drunk-driving accidents happen in the bathroom, or something…
It sounds like things are working exactly as intended.
Yeah, me too.
A/S/L?
I would really like to see this dangerous barcode. I assume something like that would just be a website QR code.
Is that a kidney? And a…tentacle?
Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
If I only have five 3s, can I Rubik my way to a Yahtzee?
Isn’t that what they told us 20 years ago?
It says here that Geoffrey Giglio was once arrested for taking lewd photos of children at a public swimming pool. I don’t know if it’s true or not, that’s just what it says.
The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.
I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”
I never understood this. When I was a wee lad I wanted a car that sounded just like KITT. Completely silent.
The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.
It probably requires an app to monitor the wash cycle. All they have to do is start charging a subscription to use the app. If people bought the dishwasher because they would get alerts when their dishes were clean, now they have to pay a recurring fee.
Roku pushed an update to their TVs requiring owners to agree to a new terms of service. There was no “disagree” button, and the TV wouldn’t work until people accepted the changes.
This is such a new problem that it’s never been challenged in court.
There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.
Why does a dishwasher need wifi?
Why isn’t Ghost Rider 2 on this list? What the hell is The Amazing Bulk?
This list was put together just to drive “engagement”. I’m glad we’re doing it here instead of Collider’s website.
I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”
Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.
They should have named the department the Advanced Aerospace Weapon Systems and Nonlethal Applications Program.