Morge (v): To add AI-generated slop to a previously unsoiled codebase.

Contrails contribute to global warming and are completely avoidable.

Hey, now, if Russia manages to build a replacement for the floating drydock that sank, they might be able to move their one aircraft carrier into strike range, and then we’ll really be in trouble…

When it sinks into the Baltic Sea.

…the proliferation of AI interviews comes as companies are complaining about a “deluge” of resumes.

Oh no, the companies that collectively laid off hundreds of thousands of workers are absolutely swamped with people looking for work!

These are people who ask what Obama was doing to prevent 9/11. Never mind that it happened three years before he was even elected to the Senate. They’ll blame everyone but themselves.

Kakistocracy.

TikTok, tomorrow: “We found the issue that was causing some users to be blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’. Now all users are correctly blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’.”