I love “you must be fun at parties” because it’s completely defanged by just saying, “yup, I sure am.” Because at that point “nuh-uh, you’re boring and lame and nobody likes you” is just such a weak response. I’ve seen that shit turn the tide on the reddit voting hivemind all at once lol
Furbabies aren’t real
Now c’mere and lemme rub that belly … you know, if that’s ok