People actually voted for that guy

For the uninitiated

I go through this with my cat sometimes. He will flat out refuse to eat certain brands of cat food. I always have to have him taste a little bit before I move to something different.

Little spoon versus big spoon

This is how we all felt in 2016

Make sure to vote

“If they don’t work here, they can’t be in danger!“

Sounds perfectly equitable

Finally! now I can take a break from having to do it all myself

The turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole

They are regularly recycled.

The possible combinations exceed the maximum occupancy of this planet. We’re not gonna run out.

Stonk line must go up!

I can’t believe it got a second season

I happen to know a lot about schlock. I really don’t think this sounds at all like it.

I would encourage you, instead, to check it out for yourself.

the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags

😂😂😂

Don’t be a lemon

Ha!

Meh…

They’re trying to be even-handed, but silly insults don’t really work on Walz. He’s just too… wholesome and folksy. I’m sure there are ways to poke fun at him, but not the edgy “Onion” way, which is usually sharp satire. It’s hard to effectively satirize a person who is kinda of an unexpectedly lovable teddy bear that also happens to know how to effectively govern.

I prefer a simple signal, too. Maybe the whole “play a song when the laundry is done” is a cultural thing.

It’s a common misconception. The whole habit consist of several constituent parts, each with their own (very silly) names.