They voted to expel Arce like last year didn’t they? Also, I remember reading that the general made threats against Evo, saying he’d arrest him if he ran again, so if true, that’d be a weird thing to say your former ally lied about lol. But at the same time, Evo’s really popular so from a tactical view, appearing to ‘protect’ Evo is definitely something smart to do
Look alls Im saying is that whenever I see Ukrainian refugees, I see combat aged females who should be going back and fighting for their country instead of mooching off my tax money and stealing our JERBS
The Putleryzomic chemicals are instilled in every slavic brain since conception.
“I’m more useful in a technological environment”
This is the funniest one. When confronting comfortable liberals in the west, they have no problem volunteering as long as they’re assigned to “intelligence or cyber operations for support”
Me, eating $50 lunches at my think tank banking job: “what a bunch of cowards. They need to fight Putler to the last Ukrainian.”
Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism
Kamala accidentally revealing troop locations to Putin because she’s zoinked off her mind
“Uhhh, did I do thaaat?” 
This is the plot of the last two seasons of House of Cards lol
President Biden, our analysts have found that you have significant support down in Dallas. Perhaps we should schedule a trip there to rally them?
Sorry jocks. Sports are so 2010s. The real alphas are the nerds who studied business and finances while stuffed inside lockers
Since when did the Taliban behead people? Do people not know that no matter how much you hate them, they were/are a legitimate political movement seeking international legitimacy and not international domination like ISIS and al Qaeda?
I don’t go to strip clubs because the interaction will be awkward. Like the girls’ job is to arouse me and get tips, but what if I just want to sit there and eat my chicken wings while watching a girl do splits in mid air? Repeatedly declining someone’s offer for a lap dance will make me uncomfortable because I’ll be “that guy who keeps eating wings and never tips” in their conversations. Also almost every ad I’ve seen with strippers feature girls with absurdly big asses or boobs and I just can’t help but find it comical which I don’t think they would appreciate.
Strip clubs are the saucier version of mormon bubble “porn”. The girls might show a nipple or two, but you never get to touch, so your soul and semen stay pure for Jesus.
Gun nerds are ecstatic about Chevron being overturned. The reason being the ATF was making arbitrary rules regarding guns and accessories, much of the time their own agents giving conflicting declarations of the same policy because it’s ever only announced with some letter no one reads.
On one hand, fuck the ATF, but I don’t think it’s worth taking a step further in ancap hell just to own an SBR without a tax stamp.
DaBidey
Hillary operatives are making their move already
Fascists almost ready to take power and rule violently: 
Sorry pal. You don’t have enough votes.
I’ve always been confused with political debates when it’s just a single person. Rarely do they have a comprehensive understanding of every single subject. They should be including potential cabinet members and advisors - you know, like an actual government.
I think an IDF dog bit a civilian and Israelis condemned it, but the IDF is claiming that their dog was kidnapped by Hamas and brainwashed into attacking the citizen to frame the IDF