ExternalAlpaca [none/use name]

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Cake day: August 25th, 2023

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  • Heh. There’s a lot of shit I don’t know about. There’s one or two things I do.

    The first “job”, the first task I ever had as a professional accountant was to go and bust some super high muckity muck who was violating every rule, every actual law, regarding the use of taxpayer money to get multi-thousand dollar checks for travel reimbursement. It was paying for his literal mansion. Barack Obama was on a first name basis with him, but there’s maybe a half dozen people who are on a first name basis with Barack Obama. It’s two different things.

    And of course, much the same way the blockchain people act, his response was “Who the fuck are you? What the fuck do you know? Don’t you know who I am?”

    Every accountant, somewhere deep in their heart, wishes they were a half ass lawyer.

    I don’t like debating and I don’t like engaging in the marketplace of ideas… But I fucking LOVE going down a line of questioning. If someone outside of an official setting actually entertains me long enough to finish it… I usually don’t miss.





  • I’m going to approach this respectfully and with genuine curiosity.

    What’s your background in accounting that you’re so sure about public ledgers? I have bachelor’s and master’s degrees in it and was about 3 months away from becoming a fully licensed CPA when I had a heart attack at my desk and was told by my doctors that I had to change everything about my life.

    Literally every accountant who I know and respect deeply in this field, from PhDs to CPAs and on down, thinks that blockchain is a joke for business accounting. It can all be gamed even worse with phony transactions and contracts that have no real basis, rather than a genuinely audited financial statement. (That final phrase is a whole other topic for a whole other time… believe that.)

    The foundation of blockchain seems to rest on “we can see that it exists, so it must be true.” This is really not much further off from “we told you that it exists, so it must be true”. The idea of auditing is to prove what REALLY happened and what is REALLY true, not just what a piece of paper or a line on a screen says.





  • whew

    You should really read the diaries and historical accounts of the settlers, their thoughts on the native population and their goals for colonization. Get it straight from the source

    My cracker ass grandfather on my dads side was saying to my mom “your people are savages” in like… 1998 and that’s not some random slur he just decided to make up on his own