peak MeRiToCrAcY
peak MeRiToCrAcY
or just say you’re satanic
Huh, guess I’ll go to jail then
a patent about juicing customers. that’s peak capitalism
Plot twist:
. Burglar: This… this was the song they played at my mum’s funeral last week
. Me: do you want to talk about it ?
. Burglar: Yeah… can we ?
It’d go like this: “Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?”
what drug is that ?
Mon rêve c’est d’un jour faire un roadtrip en France je connais pas assez bien votre pays et je suis toujours impressionnée de voir qu’il existe des endroits aussi incroyables les uns que les autres
I’m gonna be honest with you
I just woke up and it did not occur to me
I need more caffeine 😮💨
isn’t it a STD ? I’m not really aware of the thing
aaaaaaaand unnecessarily gendered
I’m a gal looking for gals. I hate flirting because it never did me well and all I get from this is usually rejection. I know I am doing it bad but this is the way I am: a shitty flirter.
That could be the same with any man, woman, dog, cat, robot, anyone in fact. This is certainly not depending on gender whatsoever
what are you saying ? NONSENSE
this is the natural order of the world, we couldn’t possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!
(/sarc just in case)
wouldn’t surprise me
maybe, but they are growing /j
I never knew I would stumble upon these wise words on such a difficult night
maybe there is. sure the products are portraying the brand, but it’s also a way to normalize our colours in the public
yet they are still corpo so fuck them right ?
real funny nonetheless
let’s federate a git repository of a switch emulator