The curtains in the torment nexus are blue.

The artists name is Eli Valley.

I heard somebody say once that evangelicals don’t believe Christianity is the last best hope for America, they believe America is the last best home for Christianity. I think that put it into perspective for me. That while some American Christians, nominally Catholics, will somewhat acknowledge some other parts of the world as being Christian, or having a population of Christians, Evangelicals do not believe this. For evangelicals The only time Christians exist outside of America is when they’re oppressed minorities in China, or middle eastern Christians being beheaded by isis. Evangelicals have made American civil religion part of Christianity much in the way pagan festivals were co-opted by early Christians to ease conversion.

Sex is Haram.

I thought the term friend zone came from that episode of Scrubs.

Ballroom Dancing

I think you’re taking my shitposting very seriously.

Ok so only limited genocide on the first world then.

Oh sure it’s “Another Kkkrakkka down” this and “unlimited genocide on the first world” that. But as soon as someone celebrates Amerikkkan vampires finally suffering suddenly it’s all “no not like that.”

Polaris hasing always been “The North Star” earths axis has a bit of a wobble on the timeline of thousands of years. In 4700 B.C. the North Star wars a star named Thuban.

Just enough intelligence behind those beady little eyes that you can tell that they know better than to do whatever it is they’re up to.

Democrats are acting way too confident, It’s gonna be 2016 all over again.

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

Given how shit cops are at aiming there’s a good chance it’s is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn’t have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they’ll bill her estate for the cleanup.

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.

I’ma be honest I don’t think this one was written by him.

Combat liberalism is when the lowest bidder gets a few trillion dollars to build fighter jets that can’t fly.