I’m really curious how “AI” helped him golf, other than providing basic advice he could have found just as easily anywhere else.

No that’s literally it. Could have gotten the same result by trolling around a golf forum for 10 or 15 minutes.

drag queens

Freedom, son 🦅🦅🦅

https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk

Jk, America and it’s units of weights and measures fucking suuuuck

Technically there’s 3.5 servings per package. Keep in mind it debuted during the depression, so a skimpier meal was a lot more commonplace.

Stone tools are better than cow tools, at least.

“All ads are equally terrible, but some are more equally terrible than others”

-George Orwell or something

Isn’t that exactly how Kraft macaroni and cheese came about? The goal was to create a product that could feed a family of four for an incredibly cheap price during the depression. It cost 19¢ when they started selling it in 1937, which would be $4.36 in today’s money, so it’s actually gotten cheaper over the years.

It’s not pedantic to expect a major news organization to do a basic spell check, especially in the headline of all places.

My company recently hired some “AI expert” to help us slop the place up a bit more. He gave a presentation where he had an expressionless, dead-eyed, generated version of himself straight from the bottom of the uncanny valley introduce him, talked about how much he loves AI “art,” droned on about how AI helped him improve his golf game, then proceeded to give the most substanceless presentation for a good half hour rife with buzzwords and AI generated stock photos.

So anyway, employee morale is super high now that we had to sit through a presentation where a man making 3 times our salary demonstrated that his entire job is to tell the executives what they want to hear about AI every once in a while and play around with chatbots and AI image and video software the rest of the time.

Hitler loved dogs

I do not like this picture, Charlie. It’s smug aura mocks me!

A uranium powered kettle is straight out of the fallout universe

It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school

They can’t take the Costco membership away, and it’s valid at Costco locations worldwide!

No, half the people who actually showed up to vote voted for the guy

He only got 49.8% of the popular vote in 2024, so while it’s close enough that most people would accept rounding up, even this statement is not factual in the most literal interpretation.

Or for raping and sexually abusing all those women and children over the years

Making amends to the people you’ve hurt is woke nonsense

Well on the dim side, AI companies are buying up all of the new hardware. So we either get software that is somewhat efficient or we eventually move to “computers” that are just streaming sticks we use to access a Microsoft® Copilot® 365® Windows® 12® Azure® Cloud Desktop Experience Subscription Service computer.

No, not at all. Many, many people are millionaires. A lot of people have millions in their retirement account. A lot of people have property that is worth a million dollars simply because the housing market in that area is that hot and they bought in years prior.

Think about how many properties are worth over a million in NYC, San Francisco, or the Washington DC metro area. Are all of those people who own them famous?

AI = “Actually Indians”

Pretty much any conservative I’ve talked to insists that Kamala Harris would be “just as bad.” No matter how badly they think their golden boy is doing, they’ll always convince themselves he’s still the best pick.