He will never escape because the thought of touching vegetables is anathema to him.

Big if true

There is if you’re living the luxurious billionaire life

Give ‘em the ol’ Razzle Dazzle

Won’t this just make him want to comply even further with Putin? Now Putin has even more leverage again him. If Assad doesn’t do as he says, he could kick him out of Russia to face the death sentence.

It boggles my mind how rich you have to be to own a private island and keep up with all the expenses related to supply and whatnot.

Definitely out of reach for the rest of us.

It probably is. I just didn’t know enough about how these worked so I used an excuse to use my 3D printer and magnets. Works well enough now.

Yeah I just have to be careful to not let water get on the magnets since that’s the end of the magnets. 🙄

Two opposing 10x3 magnets placed in holes on each side. Both pairs are separated by 0.8 mm of plastic so they don’t directly touch.

Sometimes all at the same time!

Giant googly eyes would be perfect for this.

It’s a shame nothing can be done about these security breaches. Absolutely nothing at all.

Unlockable ass-lock

We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.

Eat verification Nutriloaf^®

Looks like I’m gonna keep on rocking my pre-Covid era computer without an upgrade for a few more years.

Gotta eat the rich somehow.

Guillotine and guillotine accessories

Enjoy sleeping on sheets with zero friction!

I’d run a train on you all night long.