The calls…are coming from within the house?

Sounds like the perfect place to go for a drive and listen to the Left Right game.

Is there a secret emu army? Ready to repel all potential land invaders somehow crazy enough to attempt Australia?

His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Mandela died in jail. So…

Do I? Do I?

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Is the cheapest way of helping people!

The girl on the right is clearly Will Wheaton.

It’s all theater.

Rag name oddly appropriate here.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere USA, in a place where my nearest neighbor was a mile away.

Will images like this ever not give me massive anxiety?

/golfclap

Amazing.

All we were good for was being silent consumers and producers.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Some say he’s still flipping pages.

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.