“This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a standard-issue Starfleet self-destruct mechanism from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems…”
“This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a standard-issue Starfleet self-destruct mechanism from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems…”
Seriously though what are people supposed to do? “Captain, requesting permission to fuck that alien.” Who actually does that?
Troi prescribes regularly plexing Loreili for stress relief