Firefly.

ive never seen a youtube music link in my life lol

Would.

Hi.

Yo momma.

Except the tickly thing is a fighter jet. It’s like those weird mobile games where the women are Jets except in reverse.

Firefly and Dreamcast. Two things nerds are never going to fucking get over.

Something something sperm whale

Fun Map Facts!

Lake Michigan resembles a penis.

Yeah it stung me too lol

Shame he didn’t have a school to hide in

When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

I had a very recessed holder place that was pretty much always in the shadow no matter what direction I was facing I just got used to doing everything audio and tucking it down in there. It was really annoying because I honestly liked having the thing in my field of view to follow the GPS that way so the stupid voice didn’t keep talking over my goddamn music.

IT TOOK MY MUSIC FROM ME MAN

Oh holy shit. I’ve done that a few times. Completely using GPS by audio and without thinking I put the phone down in the Sun. I’ve never done it more than 10 or 15 minutes before I remembered and every time it would be so fucking hot. Even with the screen off and everything which really should have helped keep it cool you know?

The big problem here I was an instacart driver at the time so I had all these fucking weird things I had to do with my phone to make sure it didn’t explode while I was trying to keep it charged so I could work all day.

Trump: want to play golf?

Biden: fuck you you short mother fucker. Do you even lift? Child.

WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER REMIND US ABOUT 9/11

Pew pew but in wooden sounds

WHY DIDN’T THIS FUCKER WARN US ABOUT 9/11

It will be a glorious battle for The empire

The I beat Medicare thing? That entire word salad leading up to that? I 100% believe he just completely fucking forgot what he was talking about.

Not a doubt in my fucking mind