Oh no the fascist empire isn’t sexist enough!

I’ve actually got three cats but my mouser has gotten fat and lazy, the kitten thinks they’re just toys to be chased but not killed, and the other one just doesn’t care unless it runs right in front of him.

yeah I obviously fucked up my storage solutions. They tore through my entire pantry so thats going to be a lot of containers.

When not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration

I had a youth pastor who I always disliked. One of the last church events I ever went to was a youth-group pool party. I was roughing around with the other guys and he decided he wanted in on it. I got him in a head lock and told him to just tapout but he couldn’t stand getting his ass beat by a kid so I kept squeezing. He ended up having to eat through a straw for several weeks cause his throat was too bruised to really swallow. About five years later he was arrested for child porn. I regret that I didn’t keep squeezing a little longer.

unless your crossing state lines to kill protesters, then murder doesn’t apply.

Hopefully the Satanic Temple goes hard on this one. I want statues of Baphomet in ever school.

I’m a liberal!?

I like my coffee like my soul; black and bitter.

I love how fucking perfectly bleak these all are.

Is my usage of comma’s correct? I’m too high to tell

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Texas seceding would instantly start rapid balkanization of, if not civil war throughout, the country. And that would cost a lot of people a lot of money. It’ll never happen but if it does stock up on beans and bullets.

The US has top secret files on every single world leader. It is wild to base anything off of that. I don’t know for sure but I would bet you get the same response to that request if you did it about any senator.

I mean it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had ties to the CIA, just that’s terrible evidence.

Have cops really quit doing traffic enforcement nationwide?

My driving record proves that traffic enforcement is quite ubiquitous on the east coast anyway.

It’s some times weird for me that I have video games sitting in a drawer that are older then 80% of this site.

I loved the other games and this one looks great. Can’t wait to pirate it.

I’ve got over $100 coming!