OMG yes. Someone please kill that song.

“Losing my Religion” by REM. It’s what fingernails on a chalkboard sound like if the music industry made us listen to it over & over again in grocery stores.

Is that a pane of transparent one-way mirror glass?

They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?

That depends. If I eat “prosperity” with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?

We just want them to give us their houses.

But OP is imagining they’ll all die at the same time too.

iPad

Zuck has no genitals because he’s an alien who procreates telepathically by staring at his wife like this:

I’m impressed at your mathematical conversion.

Yes I do appreciate even though fuel prices are currently the highest they’ve ever been in history, they’re still lower in USA than Europe. I am such a lucky girl. I was even luckier on September 7th 2020 at Murphy USA 7719 S Raeford Rd, Fayetteville, NC 28304 I encountered the lowest diesel price I’ve ever documented since owning this vehicle, at $1.94 per gallon. Yes I keep record of everything 😄

I’m curious to convert “$1.94 per gallon” to liters and Euros or Pounds but my brain has never done that before and I’m laying in bed cozy in my pajamas right now and do not feel like exerting my brain.

Because it was a detail included in the vice dot com(?) article I read, which I repeated from memory in everything I wrote up there.

They organize unnecessary meetings because it’s their only hope for human contact throughout their dull lifeless days.

It’s a Sinclair station. Formerly Texaco.

You definitely encourage me to look into it? I have no desire to buy a new car. I am madly in love with the one I have, and even better that it was built right before all the new vehicles are filled with spyware & require subscriptions for everything. I love my diesel truck and I’m going to drive it into the ground. You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands gripping the steering wheel.

But he never even went to the hospital! 😱

Fun story:

Be me in 2019 on a flight somewhere between Texas & DC. My phone is most assuredly on airplane mode. I have an idea pop into my head and I want to text someone in Maryland about it, so out of curiosity I start texting them while I’m in airplane mode. We were chatting on Google Hangouts I think it’s an obsolete app now but the icon was like this " one set of quotation marks in green, if you remember that app. From my location in an airplane at maximum cruising altitude I was able to have a full chat conversation with someone hundreds of miles away on the ground while my phone was in airplane mode. 🤷🏼‍♀️ How that was possible will forever be a mystery to me.

Being a mommy is not a prerequisite for being a mummy.

Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

By the buttons? Or the red premium area? The red premium area is pretty spicy, I didn’t even notice it until a minute ago.

I think it requires that everybody is smashed together with no room to breathe or wiggle or move, we are all smashed into that cube. That’s the only way the world population will fit in there.