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  • Don’t put that on us, even the closeted homophobe trope is harmful.

    The conservatives are repressed in all sorts of ways and that repression breeds resentment for those that aren’t conforming and repressing. It doesn’t have to be a 1-to-1 like gay/homophobe.

    If they’re transphobic from repression it’s more likely they’re suppressing attraction to us due to their shame than being an egg.




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    6 days ago

    Iirc only about 10% on either end are fully gay or straight, with the other 80% having various shades of m-spec sexualities.

    Then you add kink/shame/taboo to the mix.

    And we also consider that many of these people are Pavlov training themselves to be aroused by their own pheromones in their goon caves in the absence of the complete sensory experience of sex.

















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    No shoes No shirt No Jews You didn’t hear that Sort of a mental typo

    I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots I’m wearing cost three grand I write songs about riding tractors From the comfort of a private jet

    I could sing in Mandarin You’d still know I’m pandering Hunting deer, chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out

    Hear that subtle mandolin That’s textbook pandering I own a private ranch that I rarely use I don’t like dirt

    [Spoken:] One verse, one chorus in the bag Now it’s time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I’m putting out

    Good girl In a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought it was a human woman, sorry

    A cold night A cold beer A cold jeans Strike that last one

    I’m wanting you I hope you’re feeling me Subtextually

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    Legalize gerrymandering Tolerate my pandering You got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful

    You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

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    You don’t know what land you’re in I’m in the land of pandering And I’ll be upfront I do what I do 'cause I’m a total fucking cunt-ry boy