To determine optimal wall dimensions against invading doggos.

“Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown.”

Tricoder? I barely know 'er.

Any fursona becomes griffin when ya draw them chinballs.

In German, das EI, i.e. emotional intelligence, comes from a butt. Checkmate. /s

Seeing headlines like this always make me wonder how they managed to sell it so quickly.

theres no squirtle in pokemon cum&go

Exactly. I got even bigger tits from just Toblerone.

Compared to the gpt-2 community for instance, yes.

First known coherent conversation between two AIs (the internet, 2025)

so comic sans

No it was the 4.77 MHz 8086. It beeped and it hummed, providing much needed warm air to my room - the only insulation of which was nkotb posters.

In hungary, the orban ponders how to beat your kids.

Hes now at least type 42, maybe more.

Hide the hiv Harold.

Thats animal cruelty. Peta has been notified. They wanna watch.

I did get a pop up reminder to utilize our company’s proprietary AI but I managed to block it thanks to local admin rights.

A woman told me in '99 that if I put my hair in a bun I’d look like a heavy metal bass player. We’ve been married for 25 years and I will have a bun til I die.

Sorry, honestly thought the /s was implied. Anyways, what I pay for coffee has doubled recently, even for the cheapest figurative shit.