Kerrangutan

EcoTank printers don’t seem to give a shit what ink you put in them as long as its liquid and preferably the right colour

I have two EcoTank printers, one is set up with normal ink and the other one gets used by my partner for sublimation printing for her crafting projects, they’re absolutely the next best thing to a laser printer.

The website is hosted in Langley, Virginia, home of the CIA.

Yeah, that’s totally not suspicious in any way, shape or form whatsoever…

And since ink can be bought in bulk, it’s cheap to run too.

HP certainly needs fucked with a pineapple, Epson otoh, I’m not so sure, I have two eco-tank printers and have had no issues with them whatsoever.

I’ve been spending too much time on noncredibledefense, I thought they were ERA blocks at first glance.

The best description I’ve heard for Curiosity was “nuclear powered science-tank”, I think it’s quite fitting.

Wait until you learn about wetware.

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All praise the goddess Anoia

What pisses me off the most about apple is their “hey look at this new feature” shtick, bitch please, we’ve had XYZ feature for years.

I’ll send you my bank details, I expect the $800 in my account by the close of business tomorrow.

I have a “Ruin their day in any possible way” policy when dealing with nazis online, in person I have a “punch them in the mouth and see what happens” policy.

I’m imagining crawling into the still warm interior of a 2 meter long croissant, it would be like an edible sleeping-bag.

Me neither, this is scandalous…

Don’t forget making USB-C the universal connection and, coming in the next few years, a law requiring user replaceable batteries in mobile devices. Stuff like this shows how much of a positive thing the EU is and amplifies my anger at Brexit on a logarithmic scale every time I read news like this and know that the UK government is going to fuck us all over good and proper.

I don’t know about the California law but GDPR has actual consequences, fines of 20 Million Euros OR 4% of the total global turnover of the previous financial year, whichever is higher.

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I prefer to pronounce it “lasgun”

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“Praise the Omissiah”

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