
Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.

Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.

Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.



The best potato chip I have had is the most recent Lay’s promo flavor, Brazillian Garlic Sauce.
Those suckers taste like a crispy variant of the mashed potatoes I make at home. It’s even buttery! It’s soooo good, and I hate that it’s just a promo flavor and not something they will keep around forever.


Pre pear Uranus 4 rooster


PS1 startup sequence intensifies


Those are gonna be some salty af hotdogs.


WDYM? The meaning of life is to cuddle dogs. 🤷♂️
What if you practiced those enough that one day you actually fired one off?
IIRC they busted it because the heat and pressure from the gunpowder just blew the ice bullet apart upon firing and I do not recall them doing the thing where they just made it work. I think it could have worked if they used compressed air instead of the normal way a bullet is fired. It at least wouldn’t have the heat so maybe.
“So, anyway, I started pissin’”


Green Lantern can have lightning powers. It would just be green because yellow is evil. 🤷♂️
Her kids are in their 30s.


Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
Also I highly doubt Colbert will just retire or go away. He’ll probably do live shit or a podcast until he gets another show going.
“Here’s a tip: Pay your fucking employees.”


Making credible threats against someone is assault. Freedom of speech has plenty of exceptions like this.


Other than being relatively clean, this is the kind of shit you see in a tweaker’s shed they’re living out of.
They always be changing or excluding details when adapting books to film. 😔
If the trend keeps going, eventually I will be able to draw a super realistic human being without even getting better at drawing.


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Some kind of gay fox.
Ironically, I think games made by fewer people tend to be better than those made by giant comapnies with hundreds of people working on it.
Fewer cogs in the machine means less chance of shit going wrong. But also less red tape means the creative people can actually use their creativity.
Hell, my favorite games of all time were made by literally just 1 to 2 people, max.