Mayor Poopington

A hammer. When you get down to it, every tool is a hammer

Really taking the term ‘void’ to heart

Makes sense, most games were released before 2025

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter o cola!

I don’t want a large Farva!

I have to admit it, I can’t fix her

How is that the he opposite of schadenfreude?

I calls it like I sees it!

Drugs

More or less how this works

First, they build a bigger crane

I love quoting that one

Whip your dick out at work and get back to us

Probably because they ate the case too. I don’t think the display cases are edible

Does no one waffle stomp anymore?

Can’t get pink eye if you don’t have eyes

A big jug of hot cheese and satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly? How does one go about getting scrombled? Asking for a friend, of course…

Alternatively, Star War prequels with everyone replaced by Jar Jar

Oh fuck I’m in. Something about that slightly sweet stale cigarette smell that does me

I’d let her kill me before the cigarettes do