oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

Bill Watterson is a bright man.

I want to know whose idea it was to paint bold whimsical colors on a person’s face in the first place? Like who thought that was a good idea, and what was the effect they were going for?

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

It must be ai because all humans know we were born to be capitalist slaves. Not enjoy nature and wear pretty dresses and fall in love. Doing any of those three things would interfere with our ability to be capitalist slaves.

Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?

Thinkpads

pi zeros

manga/anime

interesting what you’d consider to be necessities in an apocalyptic situation

Something tells you that you’ve got to get away from here

“The angel came in unto her.”

Interpret that as you will.

1. The angel came through the door and into her abode?

2. Or the angel CAME into her vagina?

Hey all you modern-day meat eaters out there, raise your hand if you’ve ever actually killed an animal.

No one?

That’s what I thought.

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

Oh darn guess I’ll have to pour my separate bottles of bleach and ammonia in there since they’re not allowed past security checkpoint.

Why do you think this means you’re old and need your grave dug?

Anyway I’m pretty sure this movie was originally advertised as being about David Beckham the blonde soccer player. And I’m pretty sure that’s how they lured audiences into theaters.

Right? I have never seen it advertised in this context, it’s about 2 teenage girls and some old ladies dressed in middle eastern robes? WTF

oh. I’ve never seen that movie and I thought this post was a joke because I thought the movie bend It like Beckham was literally about David Beckham being a soccer professional.

Whenever I try to satisfy my craving for spaghetti, I always end up disappointed. I will never do that again.

I want someone to publicly humiliate him, rip off his sunglasses, red hat, wig, & mustache while he’s standing up there in public with cameras on him

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It’s Sunday. Getting out of bed & functioning were not required today.