I WANT to believe this but I’ve seen too many elephant videos that turned out to be just elephants trained to do a quirky thing for tourists and there’s someone off camera subtly directing them.

his own charity (this is wealth preservation tactic used by ultra rich).

I’ve never understood how this is supposed to work. If his money goes into the charity, it’s not his anymore. Seriously, someone please explain?

Die Endlösung der Wiesel-Frage.

Depends on what “right to exist” means here.

“This is annoying. Fuck those lefties for forcing me to have to deal with this, fOr ThE eNvIrOnMeNt.”

I think it’s a bit concerning that AI has given us a gut reaction to suspect anything slightly unusual to be non-human generated.

Isn’t that convenient.

It was probably yesterday.

Talking about in the meantime. Working on this bullshit takes years if not decades. In the meantime, I have to react SOMEHOW when I fuck up, meaning I can apologise or try to explain what went wrong so the other person doesn’t think I’m a total piece of shit AND apologise.

That might work once or twice but if you’re apologising 10 times a day, I don’t think you’re getting off that easy.

(Achtung, Halbwissen) Ist Irland nicht irgendwie ganz besonders nett zu nicht-europäischen Unternehmen? Deswegen haben die alle da ihre Niederlassungen.

Die Spielverderbys von der Verbraucherzentrale wollen dem deutschen Michel ein schon jetzt liebgewonnenes Maimai wegnehmen 😠😠😠😠😠

“Remember Y2K and all the chaos that was supposed to happen? Computer nerds scared everybody into updating everything and make it ‘y2k proof’ or whatever and then it was a whole nothing burger.”

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer? Scientists made us ban CFC’s like we were going to die of skin cancer any day now and then nothing bad at all happened.”

Der Winter so: “Ich war’s nich!”

Zum Glück hab ich noch rechtzeitig den Alt-Text vom ersten Bild gelesen, sonst hätte ich sehr geweint.

Fick dich, innere Uhr.

(bitte red mit mir (T_T))

After reading this article, I feel like I should know what actually happened on the show - I don’t though?

None of the above? I have certain traits that society thinks are weird. That’s about it. I’m neither cursed nor gifted, I just very much don’t fit the definition of “normal”.

The delist is presented as a big operating “loss” to tax authorities.

I have absolutely no fucking idea how taxes work. But this sounds to me like I have insurance on my hand and I sit down one evening with a knife and cut off my hand and then go to my insurance company, showing them my bloody stump: “gib money!”

wtf.

“Wie als” is was anderes als wie “als wie”.