It usually starts with a Vaush video. I swear, if you click on Vaush, the algorithm rightly thinks you’re a right wing POS and feeds you more.

Can I use RIF?

I’ll be frank as a person that has been on dating websites before they were apps… people often go on them for small validation and then realize they have no time to meet others when they have to prep for work. It’s gotten worse after covid lockdowns.

I’m on Grindr and Feeld mostly and Hinge sometimes. I’m mostly looking for casual sex buddies and not relationships.

I’m not gonna say the “it’s not you it’s me” line nor its inverse. Because the honest answer is: it’s not us, it’s capitalism.

I’ve had to cancel so many times on people because I sometimes get home too tired to move after work. And have had people cancel as well. Nobody admits that fatigue but it’s understood.

And keep in mind I’m queer, bi, relatively attractive and literally looking to hand out blowjobs. Sometimes people are too tired to even get their dicks sucked

So don’t think you’re doing things completely wrong. The hellscape makes it hard to meet new people.

Polari

I’m sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

You mean paedophile island?

Message me what you are trying to download. I’ll look through my archives and see if I have it and send you a link later tonight.

Pipelines but what I really mean or barrels

I’ve been on lemmygrad since the John Brown incident and since genzedong was quarantined. I’m on lemm.ee now and don’t want hexbear to leave.

People gotta stop being so sensitive about losers online. Sometimes it seems like people are discovering liberalism for the first time in their lives. Like do you even exist in the world? Liberalism is the default in the world.

Children don’t only make noise. So noise canceling headphones only handle one possibility of the outcomes.

Give me one single person on this post that is “acting like they weren’t a kid themselves at some point in life”.

Just one.

Or are you fighting with ghosts?

Wait a minute. Is it some sort of meme to call Goofy Scoob? Like Shaggy

I won’t lie… leaving the handles on the plastic is the best thing about owning cats

So Han did or did not shit Shoot first?

That’s freaking hilarious. Didn’t know it happened, but didn’t surprise me if it did.

I’m gonna need you to do that about 100 more times and with different communities. Just so I can add them. Jerboa search is wonky lol

I’m confused. You mix cold flour, cold butter, and cold milk?

This is freaking hilarious! Even Twitter knows how blue checkmarks are now badges of shame

Damn, I played botw and totk and still didn’t understand the joke.

You can’t. Apparently when you kill a ton of enemies really fast the blood moon happens quicker. At least according to some other person on this thread