Is that two nuts smacking together behind the post screen shot?

The puppeteer… his wife… totally not also a ventriloquist

I’m laughing and trying to hold back vomiting at the same time.

If it was a McDonald’s food borne illness outbreak. Trump would be on top of it. He doesn’t consume fruits and vegetables.

Complete bullshit how crippled the CDC and other programs are now. I think I read awhile back that the CDC put out a blank statement when the cuts hit. That they couldn’t be effective anymore at reporting and tracking outbreaks and just warned people to avoid anything known to cause illnesses like romain lettuce.

Which is fucked they had to admit that even though they want to protect US citizens they can’t, because they are so underfunded.

This isn’t the first fuck around and find out incident and won’t be the last.

Good job, I do like pen and ink.

I can see you suffer from the hand curse. I’d focus on that more if you practice.

Please keep it up you’re doing great 👍

Z no, not that again!

https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo?is=r7ccXrOgCn6_xI2E

This is apparently 200lbs. Looks like it could take a whole damn head off actually.

Probably not the tortoise in the picture, since they are herbivores. But certainly a species of snapping turtle, top of the list would be an alligator snapping turtle. I wouldn’t doubt it could rip off an entire limb.

Read up on those monsters. They can live up to 200 years in extreme cases, they found one alive with a musket shot still in it from the civil war era.

This guy gets it

I always seem like an asshole, but I never round up. I used to work at a nonprofit and those collections are nothing stacked against a big 500k donation from a corp. They are mostly for awareness.

That and I don’t know what some of them are supporting. If I donate something I like to know what it is first. The 18 year old worker is not going to enlightened me well they scan my cans of green beans.

I still donate to a few causes everytime I can, but I do it in larger amounts than 10 cents and directly through them.

I like corn, it’s got the juice.

This is the reason I have a 20+ year old plasma TV. Absolutely nothing smart and still somewhat thin. Also the picture is sometimes better for movies because of how it handles blacks and contrast.

Burns more electricity I guess. But most plasmas should be around the time of the flat TV crazy started before LED took off. Before they started making them cheaper by stuffing them full of spy software.

Guy had to jump to get away from her yappin’. My wife’s the same way about drinking fermented wheat and watching sports ball. Am I right fellas?

/s

I do like physical media, but my gripe about the switch is the damn size of the cartridges.

I got kids and trying to keep track of those itty bitty carts is a constant annoyance. I can’t even get them to keep their fucking shoes in the right spot and those are 100x bigger.

I wish they’d consider that, not because they need to be but just for durability and keeping track of them.

I foresee a future of jail broken PlayStations and games on flash drives. Raise the sails me mateys!

We just need to return to these bad boys.

If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that’s masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it’s attached to another meat pilot, but it’s exactly the same dick.

Wonder why he used a corkscrew drill?

That’s the flogged bishop’s pee hole.