MelaniaTrump [undecided]

Electoralism and chill

Newsflash: guy born in 1942 is hard to hear sometimes.

wow, actually looking more likely than not that Biden drops out. Lots of reports in the media and his lackeys aren’t around to blame it on a bad day, etc.

Dude did so bad in the debate he actually destroyed his chances at the presidency. It’s literally the worst debate performance in American presidential history lmao.

Just wait till Reddit finds out the UK monarch can literally murder someone and not be charged with a crime.

Imagine lemon lawing a $110000 cybertruck lol

Fuck cars but especially fuck SUVs

in your twin prime years

federation was a mistake folks

Why bother when his 2020 platform was full of shit like this?

Joe Biden believes in the worth and value of every Palestinian and every Israeli. He will work to ensure that Palestinians and Israelis enjoy equal measures of freedom, security, prosperity, and democracy. His policies will be grounded in a commitment to a two-state solution, where Israel and the future viable state of Palestine will live together in peace, security, and mutual recognition. Biden opposes any unilateral steps by either side that undermine a two-state solution. He opposes annexation and settlement expansion and will continue to oppose both as President. As President, Biden will take immediate steps to restore economic and humanitarian assistance to the Palestinian people, consistent with U.S. law, including assistance to refugees, work to address the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza, reopen the U.S. consulate in East Jerusalem, and work to reopen the PLO mission in Washington.

Ron has that Zuckerburg “personality coach told me to try harder being human” energy.

ma’am daycare is $1700 a month and I currently eat cereal with water for dinner most nights

okay ngl this is like the third houthi pirate i’ve seen and they all seem hot?

America spent how much to lose this war? lmao

Israel next pls

The ozempic transformation on this dude is going to be epic

lol remember when congress exempted Boeing from the new safety regulations designed to fix the MAX because it would cut into shareholder profits?

https://lynnwoodtimes.com/2022/12/23/boeing-max-221223/

imagine building your house on top of a genocidal grave site… oh wait

Sir,

At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.

- Management

That zip tie guy with his mom didn’t use a single one of those fuckers

worst sedition movement ever