Quitting cold turkey is really rough. I take a week off several times a year to reset my tolerance. I usually have 2 to 5 days of bad headaches and severe lethargy. It really makes a huge difference on my mood and sleep schedule for the next couple of months, but its not easy

You’ll know when you wake up

All my best j/o sessions revolve around international fiscal policy

They didn’t fucking work. I was still unhappy and worried

Didn’t know Malcom X was still around

Not really. Star Trek’s always been way ahead when it comes to inclusion. Everything else in the 90s was the same homophobic, backwards crap. Except maybe Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs

Time to get a convincing Chinese disguise

A good national anthem should be a bad song. Think about it. A soldier crying and saluting an objectively brilliant piece that makes you want to cry? Meaningless. The song makes everyone want to cry. But that same soldier crying to a mediocre 19th century drinking song with the most forgettable orchestral backdrop you’ve ever heard? Damn, he must really love his country to be moved by that piece of shit

I have a theory that national anthems are bad by design. If its a good song, there’s no patriotism in liking it. Its a bop! Of course you like it!

But a bad song, a bad song is ripe with opportunities to flex your love of country. Its a contest! Look at how brainwashed I am! Look at how much I’m moved by the bad song!

That’s why you’ll never see any national anthem on anyone’s ipod (Hendrix excluded). It sucks by design

No bugs are bad. Let them bite you

I dont remember. He had like 8 accounts, or maybe he gave them all his picture or something

I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He’d send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet

Dynasty Warriors 2, Dynasty Warriors 3, Dynasty Warriors 4, Dynasty Warriors 5…

A lot of them are doing actual blackface though

Most of the stuff I don’t ‘get’ comes from really good places.

Like, I don’t get all the hyper-specific labels for gender and sexuality, but I’m so glad we live in a time where people are able to actually talk about that sort of thing openly.

Same with mental illness. I’m always baffled when young people will just tell yme they have autism or anxiety or ADHD or whatever because when I grew up that sort of thing was so stigmatized you never told anyone. It’s a good baffled though. Like, go you for saying that. Don’t say it at a job interview, but go you for saying it.

The best posts are none of these

If I wanted to troll hexbear, I’d reply to post about China with “I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday”

Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese

We milk it from the Beast

At least they don’t make us speak German