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Cake day: May 24th, 2024

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  • Welcome to a day in the life of a billionaire. You’ll need to get up nice and early for a personalised yoga routine devised by your trainer, and then it’s straight out of the house to work. You’ve got breakfast scheduled with a CEO, and you’re going to spend an hour objectifying women with him before heading into the office. Quick hello, report from your executive team, and now it’s time for a power brunch with the man who sources child slaves for you to have sex with. Private jet flight to the next city over for lunch, you have a corrupt mayor to bribe so the minimum wage won’t go up. Then it’s time to fly back and spend an hour in your office looking important. You ended up sleeping with your secretary instead of getting anything done, but hey, we can’t all be faithful to our wives. Now that it’s 2pm, you’ve got to go play golf with your “professional contacts”. You refer to your caddy with a racial slur. At 4pm, you go back to the office for the last time today, where your son is waiting for you. It’s very hard educating a young man on how to inherit a fortune 500 company that runs itself. You spend most of the next hour telling him about golf. At 5pm, finally get in your limousine to go home. You’ve been working all day, and you’re beat. You praise yourself for your work ethic, and wonder if the single day you work next week is going to be as hard.










  • I am trans, i wouldnt vote for joe biden, or any democrat.

    Please don’t kill yourself, I’m sure you have plenty to live for. You’ve got a long life ahead of you with lots of surprises that could be really wonderful. I’m sure there are people who love you and would miss you, and if there’s not anyone in your life who makes you feel complete right now, you’re bound to meet someone special sooner or later. I know with all the political doom and gloom it can seem pointless, like there’s no point trying. But there is a point. They haven’t killed us yet and they’re not going to as long as we keep on fighting for our right to exist. If you need to talk to someone, you can call the number at https://988lifeline.org/. Your life is worth living.