It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!

*More clicketyclacks *

Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…

Trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: To be…

Louder trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: … or not…

Very loud trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow

Kind of selfish of that monkey really.

“A 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine” OR a kid in the greatest costume ever?

Getting butthurt and personal over an offhand remark in a humour community is really toxic and you should probably work on that.

I trust that you can be better, my good buddy ❤

That wouldn’t fly during a code review.

You recommend using AI to produce code you don’t understand?

It takes a couple of hours to learn the basics.

I agree, you’re right about the part after the pipe and RegalPotoo’s explanation was not entirely correct.

Only the part after the pipe character. The pipe character works as an “or” operator. RegalPotoo is right.

Hot take: You’re shit at coding if you can’t do regex.

Of course we don’t buy your fucking corn syrup, dotard.

How much is that in Schrute bucks?

It never happened.

It’s AI.

She lied about her age.

Everyone would have done the same.

Actually pedophilia is OK now.

The uncensored (and obviously NSFW) version is on their website: https://jerkin.amylandthesniffers.com/

The thing about Dragonblast is that you gotta play it on the original hardware. Emulation just doesn’t have the right feel.

Ah yes, the widely recognized drugs weight unit, the elephant.

Back when I was into the whole drug scene (or elephanting as we’d call it), I’d normally ask my dealer for 250 nanoelephants of coke and party all night.

How do you like that Dick Shoofed in your face, putin?

“Chief Wiggum requesting backup. We have an attempted 10-52 here, I repeat 10-52. Attempted salad against a public safety officer. SEND EVERYONE!”

Can’t a man undermine democracy in peace now?

Talkin’ 'bout Sergeant Bone Spurs?