WHOA BLACK BETTY

It wouldn’t matter if they released the files. Trump could snort cocaine of a dead baby’s penis and his magats would twist it to somehow be a good thing.

The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.

Last night I slept 110, 30, 40, 20 and 15 minutes

Tantrum. This is called a tantrum.

Imma grip and sip

and sip and sip and sip and sip and….

Homie shat his entire self

Oh no. I’d rather take a hammer to the dick.

I’e been out of the loop, what happened?

Phenomenal.

His book ‘Pounded in the butt by my book ‘Pounded in the butt by my own butt’’ was a real pageturner.

‘I wish more of my bones were broken’ - Deranged Lunatic

What if we eat the billionaires? I’m not saying we should, just wondering what if.

Top shelf.

When your employer refuses to adjust your salary to match your performance, you should adjust your performance to match your salary.

Can you share a link? I don’t remember where it was and I’d like to read it again.

Welk I’m here aren’t I?

Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

Reminds me of a post I read from a Russian tourist that visited Warsaw who was pissed off that the city was so nice and clean, whereas most of Russia is an unkempt shitheap.

Mind you he was not mad that Russia was a shitheap, he was mad that _Poland was not _

Sometimes when I feel like a failure or I’m not applying myself enough in life, then I read shit like this and realize I’m doing just fine .