NedIsakoff [he/him]

Can’t wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register

Hell yeah this game rules. Scratched my desire for a game with the vibes of Dying Earth or Book Of The New Sun

Lmao I got one similar to that but mentioned Biden. I love being dumb when replying, which is fun when they reply, although pretty rare. Hopefully I get a response after pretending to have no idea who Biden or Trump are

My favorite one was when I pretended to have no idea what Woke was and eventually I just got a “You have successfully been unsubscribed” midconversation, like the person just gave up.

One of my favorites I haven’t seen mentioned is the one when George HW Bush moves across the street and Bart keeps fucking with him.

Same! My wife and I joked that they’re probably sent by some Conservative group to annoy the shit out of people which would be a good bit. Especially since replying “stop” only seems to get you more.

Piero Scaruffi

Holy shit lmao that’s a name I haven’t thought of since like 2010. Old /mu/ heads might remember that

Yeah the only game I’ve been excited for was Suzerian’s DLC but I haven’t played it yet. Ever since I got sober I spend so much less time gaming

Dolores Dei?

I like the classic from /r/stims that was like “Why does meth turn me into a communist?” or something

A few Trump ones:

“California is going to have to ration water. You know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific, because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish that aren’t doing very well without water, to be honest with you”

“I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape.”

When I had a paid chess account I just used the International flag. Had some funny interactions with people thinking I was a Russian or Chinese trying to hide my identity.

Al-Qaeda say they have taken out the World Trade Center towers, but it was actually the planes that did it.

No more than normal, usually like one or two a day.

Though, I’ve been unemployed for a few months now and the amount of scam jobs I see is insane. I get so many emails all with the exact same wording and I feel like 50% of the jobs on LinkedIn are fake. There was a day last fall where I got 20 calls/texts from people from the same company wanting to schedule an interview… It was all within 15 minutes of each other, all different numbers leaving voicemails. Weird shit.

Him:

filters out china

“Why aren’t there any products??”