Aye, it’s probably closes to the american soft serve, a flake is just the most well named chocolate of all time, because all it does is crumble into flakes lol

“We could identify it because it’s shit.” - researchers

A mighty fine collection you’ve got there. Never thought I’d be nostalgic for 2012, that’s for certain

How dare you forget the king of the ice cream truck;

The 99 flake. Called as such because it was 99 pence, and had a flake.

Those Solero dots were absolutely baller, same for the Twister

Youraislopbores.me

So how many have ended up as piles of scrap metal and how much fuel have they used to launch those piles of scrap metal?

And has anyone noticed it’s getting warmer these days for some completely unknown reason?

The box of fleas part was a tongue in cheek joke, but sending biological toxins/poisons with the intent to expose the recipient is more than likely serious enough to get the book thrown at you

Holy shit thats a lot of moles

…Safely?

How many launch pads have been destroyed?

How much scrap metal, leftover fuel and mystery materials used in the heatshielding have ended up being dumped into the ocean with every test?

All for some pedo trillionaire’s ego trip.

TEN MILLION PIGEONS

The /s was for anyone that thought I might believe this is a good thing, I’ve spent long enough on the internet to know there’s at least one

GOOD. If you use a clanker to think for you instead of putting in the barest minimum effort and actually learning, you do not deserve the honour of being qualified.

https://whokilledthescientists.com/

Lets just force all the scientists to stay in their home countries! Fuck the rest of the world and the human right to self determination! Let fascist countries like the US mysteriously disappear scientists! /s (if it wasnt obvious)

People in America can’t even agree on voting for a pedo or not. What makes you think they could agree on a timezone?

You guys start work at 9?!

Holy shit I’d love to not be up at 5am every morning

Much easier and far less likely to earn you a fancy set of matching bracelets and a terrorism charge to send a box of fleas instead.

Lithobraking doesn’t count as landing