Honestly I’d believe that for all of Scandinavia, but it also might be that the salt liquorice burns them off at a young age.

Well there was a Black Mirror episode along those lines which resulted in a worldwide fascist hellscape, so there’s certainly at least one billionaire funding it right now.

Ackshually his name is Remy, so it should really be Retarditouille

Well it’s a good thing someone recorded the meeting for him, now he can rewatch it and see what he agreed to.

I was thinking about never forgetting the Israeli way and doing another one. Perhaps on my weak impoverished neighbour.

Looking good, give that man a paycheck.

I’m a big fan of the the new release in the Wonky Dunicy collection myself

Butt 2 Butt

Croissants too foreign for the Clactonians. You’ve got to speak French to even say it out loud. £1 steak bakes and you’ve won for sure.

Wouldn’t it be a more interesting message for them to all sell their stock at the same time?

Ah, so climate change is real, it’s just caused by piss and piss alone.

I would love to be under there sipping a gin and tonic, but not sure how to get under there without it being topped off with chlorinated water.

They used the bunny’s phone

I thought he was just sun dried

Long may he be remembered as the President who both looks like he is, and actually is, pooping his pants during photoshoots.

I imagine this works exactly like a champagne bottle.

Only the salad eaters get the unstoppable diarrea. If you want the flesh eating worms you need to choose the beef.

Right, I forgot that there’s a whole lot of people who just lie to their kids for no real reason.

Wait, Disney pulled that episode? What for? He just carries his kid around in a papoose and pretends to be pregnant because it’s a fun game for the kids.

I guess you can’t see the peepee if all the chairs are peepee yellow already.